Computer Tricks (Various)
How to create a message box (simple):
Step 1 and only step: Open up notepad on your computer. Type in the following:
x=msgbox (%26quot;yourtexthere%26quot; ,0, %26quot;yourtitlehere%26quot;)
Replace %26#039;yourtexthere%26#039; with the words you want in your message box and replace %26#039;yourtitlehere%26#039; with the title you want on your message box (for example x=msgbox (%26quot;Do you want to learn how to make this message box?%26quot; ,4, %26quot;Instructables%26quot;).
Notice: To choose the types of buttons or how you want your message box to look like change the number in between the commas.
x=msgbox (%26quot;Example Text%26quot; ,your number here, %26quot;Example Title%26quot;)
Replace your number here with one of the following:
0 displays the OK button only
1 displays the OK and Cancel buttons
2 displays the Abort, Retry and Ignore buttons
3 displays the Yes, No, Cancel buttons
4 displays the Yes and No buttons
5 displays the Retry and Cancel buttons
16 displays the Critical Message icon
32 displays the Warning Query icon
48 displays the Warning Message icon
64 displays the Information Message icon
4096 is a system modal; all applications are suspended until the user responds to the message box (in other words, this message box stays on top of all applications)
HOW TO SAVE IT: Click File and Save As... and save it as yourfilename.vbs. Replace %26#039;yourfilename%26#039; with the file name you want (for example instructables.vbs). The .vbs must be left at the end otherwise your message box wont work. Save it somewhere on your computer.
code for notepad virus
@echo off
:E
start cmd.exe
start calc.exe
goto :E save as .bat
code to shutdown computer
avidemux2_cli --run j-1.js --run j-2.js --end
shutdown.exe -s -t 00 save as .bat
code to open and close cd drives
Set oWMP = CreateObject(%26quot;WMPlayer.OCX.7%26quot;)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
if colCDROMs.Count = 1 then
for i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next %26#039; cdrom
end if save as .vbs
code for matrix falling text
@echo off
:loop
COlor 0A
Title J J f f g g g g
echo 0 A 0 1 1 1 A 0 1 0 1 0 7 7 8 9 9 1 0 1 0 1 A 1 0 a d d f f 1 0 8
echo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 A 0 A 1 0 A 1 1 1 1 0 A 1 0 A 5 5 6 7 a n k k k
echo 0 1 0 1 0 A B J 0 3 4 0 1 0 1 0 1 B A A O i d d 3 3 4 4 6 7 7 g u
echo 0 2 3 1 1 1 5 5 6 5 6 8 9 5 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 5 6 4 f f f g j d g d f g d
echo 2 4 5 6 5 5 6 5 9 4 5 7 7 7 7 8 9 9 0 66 6 1 5 5 6 4 5 5 8 6 4 4 6 4
goto :loop
save as .bat
code to make computer chat with you:
dim fname
fname=inputbox(%26quot; Hi whats your name?%26quot;)
SAVE AS A .vbs FILE!
Make a pop-up box that has your text in it: (type this in the URL)
javascript:alert(%26quot;your text here%26quot;)
- Access LIVE Network Cameras:
inurl:%26quot;Viewerframe?Mode=%26quot;
SNC-RZ30 HOME
inurl:%26quot;viewerframe?mode=motion%26quot;
intitle:%26quot;Live View / - AXIS%26quot;
- View hidden web pages:
%26quot;robots.txt%26quot; %26quot;disallow:%26quot; filetype:txt
- Find encrypted passwords:
inurl:_vti_pvt %26quot;service.pwd%26quot;
- Upload and view other people photo albums:
inurl:%26quot;phphotoalbum/upload%26quot;
- Access network printers:
inurl:%26quot;port_255%26quot; -htm
Use Google as a calculator, converter etc. Just type what you need to find out e.g %26#039;half a cup in tablespoons%26#039; or 567+234 then do a google search.
- Hidden google game!
google easter egg
- Weird calculator answer:
answer to life, the universe and everything
- Interesting facts:
google zeitgeist
- View ALL previous Google logo%26#039;s
google holiday
- Access Admin accounts for php websites:
intitle:phpMyAdmin %26quot;Welcome to phpMyAdmin ***%26quot; %26quot;running on * as root@*%26quot;
Search media files online:
-inurl:htm -inurl:html -inul:asp intitle:%26quot;index of%26quot; (wmv|mpg|avi) starwars
(change the last word, in this case %26#039;star wars%26#039; to the video/audio file you are looking for. Also change the file types, the ones in brackets %26#039;(wmv|mpg|avi)%26#039; to what you are looking for. Audio = wma|mp3, Video = wmv|avi|mpg and Ebooks = pdf
Type the following codes in the address/URL bar...
- Make website photo%26#039;s fly around the page
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName(%26quot;img%26quot;); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=%26#039;absolute%26#039;; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ %26quot;px%26quot;; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+%26quot; px%26quot;}R++}setInterval( %26#039;A()%26#039;,5); void(0);
- Edit/re-arrange any website (isn%26#039;t permanent and only YOU can see it)
javascript: document.body.contentEditable = %26#039;true%26#039;; document.designMode = %26#039;on%26#039;; void 0
Google Proxy Search Trick:
Go to google and type in one of these websites:
inurl:”nph-proxy.cgi” “start using cgiproxy”
inurl:”nph-proxy.cgi” “Start browsing through this CGI-based proxy”
Google Website Viewer Trick:
Say you want to view a cool new website, but it gets blocked cause there is something on it that the school or library or whatever doesn’t want you to see. Here is how you can view it, but you may not be able to use it. Go to google and typ|||??????????????????
