Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
There is a button %26#039;start%26#039; but there is no %26#039;stop%26#039; button. We request you to check this.
We find there is %26#039;Run%26#039; in the menu. One of my friends clicked %26#039;run%26#039; he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to %26#039;sit%26#039;, so that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is whether any %26#039;re-scooter%26#039; is available in system? I find only %26#039;re-cycle%26#039;, but I own a scooter at my home.
There is %26#039;Find%26#039; button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this %26#039; find%26#039; button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
My child learnt %26#039;Microsoft word%26#039; now he wants to learn %26#039;Microsoft sentence%26#039;, so when you will provide that?
I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows %26#039;MY Computer%26#039;: when you will provide the remaining items?
It is surprising that windows says %26#039;MY Pictures%26#039; but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
There is %26#039;MICROSOFT OFFICE%26#039; what about %26#039;MICROSOFT HOME%26#039; since I use the PC at home only.
You provided %26#039;My Recent Documents%26#039;. When you will provide %26#039;My Past Documents%26#039;?
You provide %26#039;My Network Places%26#039;. For God shake please do not provide %26#039;My Secret Places%26#039;. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one from me to Mr. Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
Regards,
Banta|||very good.I am going to send this letter to Bill Gates.I hope he will rectify the problem:-)
;|||LOL i do find that funny.
But you forgot to complain that the computer asks%26quot;Press any key to continue%26quot; but there is no %26#039; ANY %26#039; key on the keyboad.
_()_|||Ha! Ha!Ha!|||The joke was quite funny %26amp; it really made me laugh|||rough english, but cute enough.|||Ha Ha Ha!!! The joke was quite funny it really made me laugh|||So funny! lol
Thanks for the laugh !|||lol|||that was ok|||Old one but still its good.|||it was so funny thanks to make me laugh|||hahahe! lol|||LOL! So funny!!!|||Good 1 man...a star 4 u..........
Bye and take care........|||It s Home key but not Office key. I want to use it at office.|||thats a good one|||:)|||Its funny.|||nice one|||old....but funny!!!!!!|||Good one. Ha Ha Ha Ha...........
Keep it up. He He He ............|||hehehehe
spread smiles :)
